Story 5 won, at the 11th hour. Thanks to all who played!

For those who are curious, the fetish spectrum of my flist is:
Story 1: 9 votes, 21 total; Story 2: 7 votes, 15.5 total; Story 3: 7 votes, 15.3 total; Story 4: 6 votes, 13 total; Story 5: 6 votes, 22.5 total.

Also, a friend asked me to post her Naked Elf Graphic Novel, and collect scores– Please Vote!

Apparently, I have an overzealous spam filter when it comes to erotic literature, so if you wrote me any sexy emails recently, I might not have gotten them.

And, The Loneliest Mystery of the Deep is the saddest thing I’ve ever read:

For the last 12 years, a single solitary whale whose vocalizations match no known living species has been tracked across the Northeast Pacific. Its wanderings match no known migratory patterns of any living whale species. Its vocalizations have also subtly deepened over the years, indicating that the whale is maturing and ageing. And, during the entire 12 year span that it has been tracked, it has been calling out for contact from others of its own kind.

It has received no answer. Nor will it ever.

Read the story below and vote on how hot it is, between 1 (not so hot) and 5 (I orgasmed just reading it). Anyone can vote! (Votes screened.)

Voting ends tonight at midnight! This and other stories got spam filtered– if you submitted a story and didn’t see it posted, tell me now.

Game Game Story 5

This is for the copy of Rock Band, submitted by one of the contestants. Read the story below and vote on how hot it is, between 1 (not so hot) and 5 (I orgasmed just reading it). The winning story is the one with the largest *cumulative* score. Anyone can vote! (Votes screened.)

Game Game Story 4

This is for the copy of Rock Band, submitted by one of the contestants. Read the story below and vote on how hot it is, between 1 (not so hot) and 5 (I orgasmed just reading it). The winning story is the one with the largest *cumulative* score. Anyone can vote! (Votes screened.)

Game Game Story 3

… is the most beautiful thing in the world.

But friends who come visit you in it are divine.

This is for the copy of Rock Band, submitted by one of the contestants. Read the story below and vote on how hot it is, between 1 (not so hot) and 5 (I orgasmed just reading it). The winning story is the one with the largest *cumulative* score. Anyone can vote! (Votes screened.)

Game Game Story 2

This is for the copy of Rock Band, submitted by one of the contestants. Read the story below and vote on how hot it is, between 1 (not so hot) and 5 (I orgasmed just reading it). The winning story is the one with the largest *cumulative* (giggle) score. Anyone can vote!

Game Game Story 1

Here’s the game to get the copy of Rock Band:

Write me an erotic story. Make it hot. Make it what turns you on. Send it to me at gamegame@existencia.org.

I will post the stories anonymously to my journal as I get them (friends-only), and ask people to vote on each. Each vote will be a rating between 1 (not so hot) and 5 (I orgasmed just reading it). The winning story is the one with the largest *sum* (so, the more votes the better).

You may not tell anyone which story is yours (but you may encourage them to vote). If you know who wrote a story, you may not vote on it (but you can vote on the others). Writers may vote on the each others’ stories. I get one vote on each story.

I will never reveal the story’s authors. If you want to keep it secret from me too (until you’re declared the winner), you can make a temporary email account and send it from that.

(If I don’t get many people voting, I’ll also post the stories to a big erotic story site, and the average rating there will count as one vote).

I suggest making the story short– aim for a page or two– because you want a lot of people to read it. But feel free to go longer or shorter as your literary drives (or other drives) demand.

Please get the stories to me within the next few days– I want to declare a winner by Friday.

P.S., for everyone else: Even if you don’t want Rock Band, you can still write a story and play my game. If you win, I’ll find something else really good for you, and Rock Band will go to the top winner who does want it.

Just be glad I’m not asking you to submit a porn video.

Apparently, I can get a copy of Rock Band for free. Anyone want it?

Anyone who has or has reasonable access to an XBox 360 or PS3 (and doesn’t have or has less access to a copy of Rock Band already) can apply. If multiple people want it, you’ll play a game of my design to determine who gets it.

It’s a $100 value. And if you pay more than that, it’s just to make Viacom richer.

[Edit: This is the whole “product bundle”: game, guitar, microphone, drum set.]

I feel like my relationship to my sexuality is undergoing a fundamental change. It’s all fairly personal (well, minus gooey details), but hey, what’s LJ for?
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