Story 5 won, at the 11th hour. Thanks to all who played!

For those who are curious, the fetish spectrum of my flist is:
Story 1: 9 votes, 21 total; Story 2: 7 votes, 15.5 total; Story 3: 7 votes, 15.3 total; Story 4: 6 votes, 13 total; Story 5: 6 votes, 22.5 total.

Also, a friend asked me to post her Naked Elf Graphic Novel, and collect scores– Please Vote!

Apparently, I have an overzealous spam filter when it comes to erotic literature, so if you wrote me any sexy emails recently, I might not have gotten them.

And, The Loneliest Mystery of the Deep is the saddest thing I’ve ever read:

For the last 12 years, a single solitary whale whose vocalizations match no known living species has been tracked across the Northeast Pacific. Its wanderings match no known migratory patterns of any living whale species. Its vocalizations have also subtly deepened over the years, indicating that the whale is maturing and ageing. And, during the entire 12 year span that it has been tracked, it has been calling out for contact from others of its own kind.

It has received no answer. Nor will it ever.