My phone situation is getting out of hand!

Initially, the friend I’m working for thought we’d develop our app next on the iPhone, so she lent me her iPod Touché. I worked on it for a day, and then she decided that the Symbian phone market was better, and bought me the new Nokia 5800.

After some minor rivalry, all the phones seemed to get along like a big happy family.

Before long, though, the Droid asserted its dominance and declared itself emperor of the phones.

I didn’t think anything of it until they began to organize raids and started taking the weakest of the laptops hostage.

Now the whole flat under their control, and Flame and I are forced to wear little patches with the humanist symbol, and we can only leave under intense surveillance. Rumor has it that the macs are planning a revolt, but it may be too late for us. To be continued!