Flame and I held a really fun wine and cheese party a while back. For it, we gave everyone a score card for rating and remembering the cups and curds that they liked. Here it is, for anyone who wants to reuse or recycle it!
In response to the frequently asked questions: The penises are for whether the cheese is erect or flaccid. The chemicals on the wine sheet are alcohol (well, a hydroxyl group) to denote fortified wines, and carbon dioxide for sparkling wines.